i think my mom watched the whole time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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