And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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