At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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