Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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