So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
