just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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