Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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