The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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