I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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