This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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