why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just tell him i said nine months
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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