i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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