Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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