You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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