oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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