When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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