How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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