I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
