and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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