I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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