so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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