He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Who died my cat blue again?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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