Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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