Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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