Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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