oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
