I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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