physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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