I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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