i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
