She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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