She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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