so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
this hospital has no fireball
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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