Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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