so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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