wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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