im holly from the hills drunk
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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