You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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