He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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