Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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