I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
