I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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