Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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