his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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