Sry I called you an 8
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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