their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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