grandma shit on top of the toilet
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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