People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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