susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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