Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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