New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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