i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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