"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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