roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Randomize
